A list of puns related to "Lobster Jokes"
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
Because they're shellfish.
Because they're shellfish!
I made that up for my 3 year old after I gave him a stuffed toy lobster I got on business in Boston. He brought it in to show and tell and told the class the joke. Made me so proud.
We have a ten week old son and his humor has gotten lamer and lamer by the day. We moved our coffee table out of the way to vacuum and I said, 'It would be really cool to just put a giant love sack there instead of a table' (a love sack is one of those giant bean bag chairs).
He looked at me and without missing a beat belts out 'Cuz a loooove sack, is a little old place where....we can sit to-getherrrrrrr.' Laughs at his own joke... All the way up the stairs.
And it begins.
TL;DR Rock lobster
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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