Lobster Tail Puns

Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails £1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails £2 So i paid my £2 and he said...