I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I payed my $2 and the guy says βOnce upon a time there was this lobster.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why does a duck have tail-feathers?
To cover itβs buttquack
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Where does a dog go to get a new tail?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. βOuch!β I yelled
βYOU, ow?β The cat replied in disbelief.
βME-owβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it's butt quack.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Where do lizards go when their tails come off?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Tail lights
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︎ Oct 22 2019
If Bobcats had full tails...
They would be called Robertcats.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What did the monkey say when his tail got ran over?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A beavers tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Got a job selling new tails to animals that lose them.
I work in retail sales...
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︎ Mar 13 2020
How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?
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︎ May 19 2020
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
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︎ Apr 30 2020
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?
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︎ May 04 2020
What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What does the cobra say when you step on its tail?
"That was a big misssnake!"
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︎ May 02 2020
Tail light. No pun intended.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.
I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
These horse tail lights
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Where should a monkey go when it loses it's tail?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...
"Once upon a time there was this
lobster..."
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︎ Sep 09 2019
A brunette asked her blonde friend why she seemed so sad, she said I'm really upset because my cat lost his tail.
The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why do birds have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks!
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What did the cat say when itβs tail was stepped on?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What's under a duck tail?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover itβs butt-quack.
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︎ May 31 2020
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
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︎ May 12 2020
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
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︎ May 16 2020
Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?
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︎ May 24 2020
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quack
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︎ May 10 2020
Where do animals go when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
How does a mermaid wash their tail?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Where do you take a dog when itβs tail falls off?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What did the Monkey say when his tail got run over by a train?
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