Did it for the halibut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imj23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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For the Halibut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madbear84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I was walking down a pier and saw someone fishing for halibut.

My brother: why was he fishing............for the halibut!

I am dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobdoodlesmerf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Sometimes I go fishing just for the halibut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brodcasting
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Grilled Halibut

I stopped by my parents house for dinner - Mom: I picked up Halibut at Costco Dad: I'm gunna marinate it and grill just for the Halibut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynameisktb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Never go fishing with a dj

They keep dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/db720
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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The penguin didn’t HAVE to get a job...

He did it for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saucyminnow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.

Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.

And sometimes they go just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Why did the bored guy walk to the fish market.

Just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reduxde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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A blind person was eating seafood

It didn’t help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nom_nom44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

People just say them for the sheer halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?

Trouter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnb1114
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Asked my dad why he wanted to go catch big fish as he isn’t a fisherman.

His response.... just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bswenning
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.

It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Saw this at my local Tookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firedog26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What was the fish’s reason for doing things?

Just for the halibut.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I get asked all the time why I enjoy fishing

I tell them, "just for the halibut"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why did the bear go to down to the river?

Just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktrcoyote
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I was pretty hungry so I decided to go fishing...

You know, just for the halibut...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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nothing to add to this except enjoy !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why did the fisherman cross the road?

Just for the Halibut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden5StarMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Hey Dad why do you go to that particular place to eat fish and chips?

Just for the Halibut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phroedrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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if you can think of a better fish pun

let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Every damn time . . .

Whenever my mom would make waffles...

Dad: "You know at times like these I sure am glad for the letter W, cause without it these would be simply awful.

Its the longest standing tradition in my family, going on 20 years....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TURK3Y
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?

She had good Fin&shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Do dolphins ever do anything by accident?

No. They only do it on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattybbeebee69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SombreroLama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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How’s fish sound for dinner?

Let’s try it just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Optimomanic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why did the fisherman plan a trip to Alaska?

For the halibut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowhlr
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Your Best Animal Puns!!!

Let's see what you can doe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinNerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2012
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Kids just don’t appreciate dad jokes.

12 year old’s fishing on a video game. I asked if he was fishing for something specific. He said no. I said β€œSo you’re just fishing for the halibut?”

He just shook his head sadly. Kid doesn’t know what he’s missing. I’m freaking hilarious!

Follow up: I told him I was heartbroken that he didn’t like my joke. He said it was too cheesy. I said it may be fishy but it certainly wasn’t cheesy.

Sometimes it’s mom that has the best dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinkchen1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What happens when small fish get too old to lay eggs?

They go through minnow-pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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I took my son out fishing today...

He said, "Dad, the fish just aint biting here, can't we go out a little further?"

I looked sternly at him and responded, "Son, catching fish in deep waters is eel-advised."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I'm making a variety of fish. I'll use the same glaze for most of 'em.

But I'm making a sauce just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanAsFarAsIKnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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It's so sad that aquarium is having financial troubles...

Some might say its floundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sendtobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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My dad just told me this one:

I want to try seafood just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlubster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Like sex on a dolphin

Coworker to me: "Did you mean to do that?" Me: "Like having sex on top of a dolphin." Coworker: "WTF?" Me: "You know, I did it on porpoise."

Crickets.

Edit: My son is only 4 so I'll be saving this one for when hes a little older Edit:Edit: Yes I know a dolphin isnt a porpoise. You obviously got the joke to point that out, it has innacuracies and bad puns yet you get it. Double groan which is the goal of a dad joke. First post ever and I hate you Reddit for not recognizing my dad joke original brilliance. Yeah I might rage quit dad jokes on my first post ever which is about sex on a dolphin .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mover_guy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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A man in the hospital died because he ate raw fish...

When he was asked why he ate the fish, he said he did it β€œJust for the halibut.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Wires
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I went deep-sea fishing yesterday

Just for the halibut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffeine_bos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the man run into the fresh fish market?

Just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoganB_Gogan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My brother in-law an I are going fishing tomorrow morning and my daughter asked what we are fishing for.

I told her, "just for the halibut (hell of it)"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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A fish store near me was robbed yesterday

They caught the guy. When he was asked why he did it, he told the cops that it was "just for the halibut."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedtired
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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Why did the pelican visit Alaska?

For the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambu002
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2013
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I asked my dad why he goes fishing all the time

"Just for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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Why did the fisherman go to the market

Why did the fisherman go to the market?

For the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tydorstus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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So I decided to go fishing

I just went for the halibut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killadude666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Hey dad, why do you go fishing all of the time?

"Just for the halibut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blob6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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A lot of people like fishing because it’s relaxing.

I like fishing just for the halibut Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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