Did it for the halibut
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︎ Aug 02 2020
For the Halibut
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I was walking down a pier and saw someone fishing for halibut.
My brother: why was he fishing............for the halibut!
I am dead
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Sometimes I go fishing just for the halibut
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︎ Sep 01 2017
Grilled Halibut
I stopped by my parents house for dinner -
Mom: I picked up Halibut at Costco
Dad: I'm gunna marinate it and grill just for the Halibut!
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︎ Jul 28 2016
Never go fishing with a dj
They keep dropping the bass
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︎ Mar 23 2021
The penguin didnβt HAVE to get a job...
He did it for the halibut.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Why did the bored guy walk to the fish market.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
A blind person was eating seafood
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I've haddock up to here with fish puns.
People just say them for the sheer halibut.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Asked my dad why he wanted to go catch big fish as he isnβt a fisherman.
His response.... just for the halibut.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.
It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Saw this at my local Tookies
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︎ Mar 03 2019
What was the fishβs reason for doing things?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I get asked all the time why I enjoy fishing
I tell them, "just for the halibut"
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why did the bear go to down to the river?
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︎ May 02 2020
I was pretty hungry so I decided to go fishing...
You know, just for the halibut...
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︎ Dec 16 2019
nothing to add to this except enjoy !
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Why did the fisherman cross the road?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Hey Dad why do you go to that particular place to eat fish and chips?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
if you can think of a better fish pun
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︎ Dec 20 2016
Every damn time . . .
Whenever my mom would make waffles...
Dad: "You know at times like these I sure am glad for the letter W, cause without it these would be simply awful.
Its the longest standing tradition in my family, going on 20 years....
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︎ Aug 08 2013
Whyβd the Banker marry the Mermaid?
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︎ May 12 2019
Do dolphins ever do anything by accident?
No. They only do it on porpoise.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
My dadjoke backfired...
So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.
Me: "Hey, nice shirt."
Him: "Thanks?"
Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch."
Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"
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︎ Aug 21 2014
Howβs fish sound for dinner?
Letβs try it just for the halibut.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Why did the fisherman plan a trip to Alaska?
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︎ May 19 2019
Your Best Animal Puns!!!
Let's see what you can doe...
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︎ Aug 21 2012
Kids just donβt appreciate dad jokes.
12 year oldβs fishing on a video game. I asked if he was fishing for something specific. He said no. I said βSo youβre just fishing for the halibut?β
He just shook his head sadly. Kid doesnβt know what heβs missing. Iβm freaking hilarious!
Follow up: I told him I was heartbroken that he didnβt like my joke. He said it was too cheesy. I said it may be fishy but it certainly wasnβt cheesy.
Sometimes itβs mom that has the best dad joke.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
What happens when small fish get too old to lay eggs?
They go through minnow-pause.
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︎ Mar 16 2017
I took my son out fishing today...
He said, "Dad, the fish just aint biting here, can't we go out a little further?"
I looked sternly at him and responded, "Son, catching fish in deep waters is eel-advised."
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︎ Nov 02 2017
I'm making a variety of fish. I'll use the same glaze for most of 'em.
But I'm making a sauce just for the halibut.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
It's so sad that aquarium is having financial troubles...
Some might say its floundering
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︎ Jul 24 2013
My dad just told me this one:
I want to try seafood just for the halibut.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Like sex on a dolphin
Coworker to me: "Did you mean to do that?"
Me: "Like having sex on top of a dolphin."
Coworker: "WTF?"
Me: "You know, I did it on porpoise."
Crickets.
Edit: My son is only 4 so I'll be saving this one for when hes a little older
Edit:Edit: Yes I know a dolphin isnt a porpoise. You obviously got the joke to point that out, it has innacuracies and bad puns yet you get it. Double groan which is the goal of a dad joke. First post ever and I hate you Reddit for not recognizing my dad joke original brilliance. Yeah I might rage quit dad jokes on my first post ever which is about sex on a dolphin .
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︎ May 20 2015
A man in the hospital died because he ate raw fish...
When he was asked why he ate the fish, he said he did it βJust for the halibut.β
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︎ Sep 02 2018
I went deep-sea fishing yesterday
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Why did the man run into the fresh fish market?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
My brother in-law an I are going fishing tomorrow morning and my daughter asked what we are fishing for.
I told her, "just for the halibut (hell of it)"
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︎ Jun 29 2018
A fish store near me was robbed yesterday
They caught the guy. When he was asked why he did it, he told the cops that it was "just for the halibut."
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︎ Sep 18 2016
Why did the pelican visit Alaska?
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︎ May 17 2013
I asked my dad why he goes fishing all the time
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︎ Aug 08 2016
Why did the fisherman go to the market
Why did the fisherman go to the market?
For the halibut.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
So I decided to go fishing
I just went for the halibut
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Hey dad, why do you go fishing all of the time?
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︎ Oct 14 2017
A lot of people like fishing because itβs relaxing.
I like fishing just for the halibut Β―_(γ)_/Β―
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︎ Mar 08 2018
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