I'm in dire need of some eel puns
I'm playing an eel in an upcoming musical, and I want to impress my castmates with some electrifying eel puns.
Examples:
β’"I just don't feel that spark between us anymore"
β’"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a Moray"
β’"It's quite shocking, I know"
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︎ Sep 12 2016
When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...
"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"
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︎ Jun 11 2020
This whole thread about a guy who smuggled eels is gold.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Why donβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
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︎ Jan 15 2020
When you're just swimming by, and an eel bites your thigh, that's
a moray.
(I sang this to my kids when they were young.)
(They're in their 20s now, which I consider young.)
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Did you know that 3.14% of all snakes are pythons and that 2.71% of all fish are eels?
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Found this on an instagram post over an electric eelβs power
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What does Dean Martin say when he sees an eel?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
I am an eel!!!
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︎ Apr 16 2019
I went to the aquarium today! I saw many animals... And even an Electric Eel!
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?
Because it would be EelEagle
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What do you call an eel in two relationships?
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︎ Mar 12 2019
You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee.
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︎ May 01 2018
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
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︎ Aug 19 2018
My deep secret is that I'm a were-eel.
Most people don't understand what that means at first. But as my kids say:
"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, dad's a moray."
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︎ Mar 15 2017
What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?
"That's a Moray!"
(Say it out loud)
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︎ Jan 18 2016
Whatβs an eelβs favorite song?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
What is Dean Martinβs favorite eel?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?
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︎ Feb 12 2014
Next time you eat sushi, try the electric eel.
It's shockingly delicious.
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Have you ever eaten eel?
You should it's eellightening
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︎ Nov 29 2017
I went to a football game played by eels
The atmosphere was electric
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︎ Dec 25 2016
How did the fish feel after the eel helped him find his way home?
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︎ Aug 27 2016
Why can't the eel and the eagle get married?
Because it would be illegal.
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︎ Jan 10 2015
The world's oldest eel died today
"Must've died from an eel-ness"
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︎ Aug 14 2014
"Dad, are there electric eels in the lake?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Do you see any extension cords?"
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︎ Dec 29 2013
A baby eel is called and elver. A baby oyster is called a spat.
Tell your friends. It'll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.
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︎ Jul 29 2015
Why canβt you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
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︎ Apr 23 2019
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...
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︎ Sep 24 2019
When you're swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee
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︎ May 12 2019
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
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︎ Jun 03 2018
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...
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︎ Jul 02 2017
Whatβs Dean Martinβs favorite Eel?
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︎ Mar 28 2018
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