So I just watched a documentary about beavers...

It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What did the beaver say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

Damn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutonianleo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?

Hot Dam!

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What did the beaver say when it slipped on water?

Damn it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicfantic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers

but, dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr-moron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?

The work gave him gnawsea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesquiat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...

"Excuse me sir.Is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.

They're building a Hamsterdam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes

It’s about dam time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim55431
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the otter tell the mean beaver?

Dam, you otter beavery kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hkzhr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.

It’s a dam shame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdot28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Had beaver curry last night.

Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I tried asking some beavers to build me a house...

But they don't give a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A beavers tail makes them look odd.

But without it they would look otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Did u watch that Beaver Documentary?

It was the Best Dam Show!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What was the disobedient beaver’s favorite kind of wood?

Knotty pine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n07myusername
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude and acts lazy?

A beaver that doesn't give a dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?

Dam right they are.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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One time, I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd.

Then I saw another marine animal, and I thought it was otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What did the sign for the party for beavers say?

Beaver or be square

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedank0r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The other day I asked a beaver out on a date

It said, "Gnaw"

And I was like "Dam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danstrada28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What did one beaver say to the other at the river?

Dam it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I've just finished watching a documentary about beavers...

Best dam show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?

Hot Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What did the beaver say to the tree?

Its been nice gnawing you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshqpyari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers

It was the best dam program I've ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What did the beaver say when he slipped in water?

Damn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Essellemm9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I have ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I just saw a documentary on beavers.

Best dam show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers

It was the best dam program I've ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I just watched a documentary about beavers

It was the best dam thing I’ve ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystic-Yeets-YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers....

..It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronLegion11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

The best dam program Iβ€˜ve ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEUSlightning5265
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I just watched a show about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I just watched a show about beavers...

It was the best dam show ever!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mygixer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastyisthename
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers

It was the best dam program I've ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackojamison
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I watched a documentary about beavers last night

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesRFunny2Me
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbausky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jupiiters
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