Under-age Weasel walks into a bar... orders a drink.
So an under-age weasel waltzes into the local bar one fine Friday. He asks the bartender,
"HEY! Whatcha got to drink here?"
Bartender checks his ID, replies with,
"Well sir, since you're not quite old enough, here are your options:
We got tap water, seltzer water, apple juice, orange juice, milk, coffee, tea, and pop."
"POP! Goes the Weasel."
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︎ May 31 2021
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, βwow Iβve never served a weasel before!
What can I get for you bud?β
βPopβ goes the weasel
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do you call a weasel that has trouble breathing?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Whatβs a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Where'd he keep the weasel
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︎ Sep 29 2018
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, βYou are under-aged. I canβt serve you beer.β
The weasel asks, βWhat can I have?β
The bartender replies, βI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.β
βPop!β goes the weasel..
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What does the sea weasel want after their bedtime story?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. βCoffeeβ growls the wolf. βWaterβ says the fox...
And βPop!β goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Q. Whatβs the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different!
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︎ Jul 16 2019
It's easy to tell the difference between a weasel and a stote...
One is weasely recognisable, the other'stotely different.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What medal did the weasel war hero receive?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
A weasel walks into a bar...
"Wow," says the bartender. "In all my years of bartending I've never served a weasel before! What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
My dad and I love dumb jokes and he told me this one last week XD so far I've gotten cringes and dumb stares when telling it.
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︎ Mar 09 2018
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
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︎ Feb 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, I haven't seen your kind here before! What'll you have?"
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︎ Sep 15 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A weasel walks in to a bar. "What'll it be?" Asks the barman.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?"
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︎ Nov 07 2018
A weasel walks into a bar, The bartender says βWow, Iβve never seen a weasel in here before, What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
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︎ Jul 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar . The bartender says, βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPopβ, goes the weasel.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A weasel walks into a bar
The barman says " I've never served a weasel before what would you like "
"Pop" goes the weasel
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︎ Oct 11 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow! Iβve never served a weasel before, what can I get for you?β
βPop,βgoes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Sep 07 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender was amazed, he said βwow Iβve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?β
βPopβ goes the weasel
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︎ Nov 18 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?β, says the bartender.
βPopβ, goes the weasel.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Wow in all my years I've never seen a weasel walk into my bar! What can I get you?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
Bartender asks what he would like.
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, βWow! Iβve never served a weasel before. What Can I get ya?β
βPop.β Goes the Weasel.
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︎ Feb 27 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
A weasel walks into the bar. The bartender says wow! In all my years bar tending Iβve never seen a weasel in a bar before. What can I get for you?
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︎ Apr 17 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
And the bartender says βwow, Iβve never served a weasel before! Whaddβya have?β
The weasel replies, βpopβ.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A weasel walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Wow, in all my time bartending, I've never had a weasel come in. What can I get you?"
"Pop", goes the weasel.
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︎ May 20 2018
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?β
βPop.β goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 21 2018
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?
"Pop." goes the weasel.
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︎ Mar 06 2018
A weasel walks into a bar...
Saunters up to the bar, the barkeeper asks
βWhatβll you have?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Mar 01 2018
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