"Well, I know it isn't ehhshort."
Not quite a dad joke, because my mom said it, but it's just as cringeworthy.
She responds with "oh, I know why it's not as good! We bought oo-short tea!"
He was right all oolong.
Itβs been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you canβt possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
letβs not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
Itβs just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
the price is steep.
I think they brewed it Oolong.
But it would take oolong
