Is this oolong?

"Well, I know it isn't ehhshort."

Not quite a dad joke, because my mom said it, but it's just as cringeworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConiferousSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I see so much aggression on reddit can’t we just get oolong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Topasappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Complaing to my wife about the quality of our current batch of oolong tea:

She responds with "oh, I know why it's not as good! We bought oo-short tea!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crepusculi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakwag1019
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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When you let your tea sit for too long

the price is steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeadpie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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The tea I had yesterday at that Chinese restaurant was awful.

I think they brewed it Oolong.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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I wanna joke about tea

But it would take oolong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Continuum_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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