Is this oolong?

"Well, I know it isn't ehhshort."

Not quite a dad joke, because my mom said it, but it's just as cringeworthy.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ConiferousSquid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I see so much aggression on reddit canโ€™t we just get oolong
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Topasappa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Complaing to my wife about the quality of our current batch of oolong tea:

She responds with "oh, I know why it's not as good! We bought oo-short tea!"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crepusculi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jakwag1019
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

Itโ€™s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you canโ€™t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

letโ€™s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

Itโ€™s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gurlonreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
When you let your tea sit for too long

the price is steep.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/undeadpie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
The tea I had yesterday at that Chinese restaurant was awful.

I think they brewed it Oolong.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ghost_of_huntz_hall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I wanna joke about tea

But it would take oolong

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Continuum_Gaming
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.