I'll call it the Granola Bar.
I said Chillicothe
I’m building a website for a new cafe and Coworking space opening in the area. The owner loves humour and wants to reflect that in the site. Does anyone have any great puns or other humorous ideas to do with cafes or working spaces? Thanks a million!
I went full sexist pig, “YOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.”
She replied coldly, “No, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
I guffawed, “I can’t believe that, show me!”
So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS!”
Advertising slogan will be a doddle: “Please drink Responsibly.”
They use a perkele-tor.
Using a brrrrr grinder
They got hops.
involves a steep learning curve.
but tore it up after my first draft.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
They said it was grounds for termination.
I said decaf.
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
It was grounds for dismissal!
A novel-tea
... and they are now trapped in a kettle.
That’s the last time I have a dark roast.
They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.
He's the scenter of a tension.
I recommend the hot Dicken Cider... It's delicious.
I hopped to it!
To make sure they are well roasted.
"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"
Assam-ple would be helpful.
I hope not to strain in seeing how this joke brews with the subreddit.
Does that mean their beer is Hollandaise sauce?
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.
It was quite the brew-haha.
He brewed it.
It's light beer.
They have hops.
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
It is now my special-tea
The company made Bud wiser.
The Enlitenment.
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.
"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."
"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."
Would it leave a brews?
