Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
Help with a coffee pun?
I've just finished my final paper on Starbucks, Diversity, and Excellence Theory. My professor loves witty titles, but my brain is mush. Suggestions? I can't espresso how much it will help me. Thanks a latte.
Thanks everyone! I loved all of your responses. I titled my paper Brewing Effective Public Relations: Excellence in Diversity at Starbucks.
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts
Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!
From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know it’s genuine because . . .
it has a bit of veneer missing.
I thought I’d spilt coffee everywhere on my keyboard.
Turns out it was all under CTRL.
A clumsy employee knocked over his boss’s coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal!
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
My coffee table used to be owned by Evander Hoyfield ...
I can tell because it's missing a little piece of veneer.
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
How does Jesus make coffee?
My mom tries to wake me up in the morning with coffee, but honestly...
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
This years coffee crop
Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.
Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
Coffee has a rough time in our house.
It gets mugged every single morning.
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
Why did the coffee file a police report?
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
This coffee tastes like mud!
Well, it is fresh ground.
Someone offered me some coffee
I said, No thanks, that's not my cup of tea.
My neighbour died after falling into a giant vat of coffee, but thankfully didn’t suffer.
From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
What do you call a coffee shop that used to be funeral directors?
If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.
Why did the coffee loose its job?
What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?
That's not my cup of tea.
One astronaut says to another “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
How does an Israeli make his coffee?
How does Moses make his coffee?
How does Moses make coffee?
What do you call a sad coffee?
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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