My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
My doctor asked me if I drank to excess....
I said, "I'd drink to anything."
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
I'm pretty sure the milk I drank was expired.
A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?
A guy drank so much tea he got fat, he had to get Liptonsuction
I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy
My son drank his first beer
He didn’t like it.
I told him he should drink two cups of tea before he drinks a beer, because
two teas make beer better.
I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...
It stopped me from streaking.
Today i drank a warm monster or should i say
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Why didn’t the man die when he drank poison?
He was in the living room.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I drank a bottle of food coloring..
I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
On a post in r/Tifu about a guy who accidentally drank coffe with a snail in the pot.
I drank so much gfuel that im HIGH af
I loudly drank some silver...
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I’m about to start a religious movement.
My dad said I’d get osteoporosis if I drank too much coffee
I raised my fourth cup and said “Bone atrophy!”
I drank a huge glass of milk
And now I’m bloated from all the cowlories.
My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.
I drank something at a bar and sang polka parodies for a good 15 minutes
That was some weird al cohol
The other day I drank a new kind of tea that is made by steeping a book in hot water.
Probably won't have it again. It was just a novelty
What happened when Steve Miller drank a cup of herbal tea in his time machine?
Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..
Have you heard about the baseball player that only drank champagne?
His name was Rosè Prosecco.
My parents only drank Australian beer while I was growing up.
I was raised in a Foster family.
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
I drank 2 bottles of water at dinner last night.
My dad told me to get help because I was an aquaholic.
I drank some food colouring yesterday.
I can't believe I accidentally drank food coloring.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but it feels like I dyed a little on the inside.
Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?
I drank some food coloring and I dyed a little inside.
I drank some food coloring by accident...
I feel like I dyed a little inside.
You hear about the Indian that drank 23 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his own teepee.
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