What do you call decaf coffee?

Depresso

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was just ground this morning

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📅︎ Oct 14 2015
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Bad news for a barista

A barista kept serving decaf coffee to customers that wanted it regular. After repeated warnings from the shop owner to stop doing it, the barista was fired.

Would you believe me if I said the barista thought they had the wrong grounds to fire him?

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