In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Kraft food is opening a production facility in the middle east.

Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.

Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FGoose
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Brand New Dad Joke Tonight

Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.

Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.

Me: They sold Kraft?

Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.

Me: What is it?

Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth

Many laughs ensued

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