Espresso Coffee Puns

A list of puns related to "Espresso Coffee"

What's that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?

Everyone I ask can't remember either.

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 20 2020
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when asked why he exclusively painted with coffee, he said he just needed to espresso himself
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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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Asked my boss how her morning was going.

Me: Hey boss how's the morning going?

Boss: Good except I just dropped coffee all over the floor.

Me: You know, that's not why they're called coffee grounds.

Boss: Glaring Intensifies

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👤︎ u/paisano66
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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Dad joked by a coworker

We were making coffee out of a french press. I told her that there would be a lot of espresso in the bottom of the cup. Her response was perfect.

"We all just gotta espresso ourselves sometimes."

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👤︎ u/kycats46
📅︎ Aug 04 2014
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