Creamer Puns

A list of puns related to "Creamer"

Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...

Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.

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👤︎ u/mrkb34
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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My coworker has to have creamer in his coffee

I told him that dairy adds cowleries.

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👤︎ u/RoccoRacer
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I wasn’t paying attention and poured too much creamer in my coffee

Had a blonde moment

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👤︎ u/SenpaiSusu
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter “I’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says “Sorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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The Bob Creamer Group was caught handing out Russian flags at CPAC to manufacture fake news about Russian flags being waved and then confiscated. I guess you could call this a...

False Flag.

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👤︎ u/CleverestPony70
📅︎ Feb 25 2017
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Was awarded a glare from my wife this morning

When making her morning coffee, she was telling me all about this new vanilla creamer in a foaming spray can she bought last night. I quickly identified my prey and pounced.

 

"Well... when you try it, I hope you like it a latte."

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👤︎ u/Paul_Cinnabunyan
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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Store Manager dadjoked me the other day.

I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;

Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"

Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."

Me: "Get out."

Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.

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👤︎ u/RenlyIsTheFury
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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