My coworker has to have creamer in his coffee

I told him that dairy adds cowleries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoccoRacer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I wasn’t paying attention and poured too much creamer in my coffee

Had a blonde moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiSusu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter β€œI’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says β€œSorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Was awarded a glare from my wife this morning

When making her morning coffee, she was telling me all about this new vanilla creamer in a foaming spray can she bought last night. I quickly identified my prey and pounced.

 

"Well... when you try it, I hope you like it a latte."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paul_Cinnabunyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Store Manager dadjoked me the other day.

I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;

Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"

Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."

Me: "Get out."

Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RenlyIsTheFury
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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