One day I'll achieve my life's ambition of sticking an Irish cat onto an ice cream

It'll be my Magnum O'Puss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartyCrumboid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Completely accidental dad joke at Wawa today.

My girlfriend and I were getting coffee and tea at wawa.

Her- Do you like the Irish Cream? Me- yeah but not really with French vanilla coffee. Her- Why not? Me- it's just that I-rish it wasn't so sweet.

I realized what I had done and we had to go our separate ways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_r_e_y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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