I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.
The ice cream man came by
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
What did the werewolf order from the ice cream shop?
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...
Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...
Without birthdays, you're not getting older!
I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer ?
I told her no. I ate it on the couch.
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?
He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.
I saw an ice cream holder made of polymerized siloxanes at the store today
But I thought "that's just a silly cone"
Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?
A Penguin sent his car off to the mechanic before going to the ice cream shop...
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.
Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
I learned how to make ice cream the other day.
I guess that time at sundae school paid off...
I was sacked from the ice cream factory today
Just because I refused to work on a Sundae!
Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?
I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.
I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema
During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
- Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~
The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?
- Cause the buns has different fillings~
Did you hear about the ice cream robber?
He was brought into custardy.
What did the Black Panther say when he was out getting ice cream with his friends?
Wakanda ice cream do you like?
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet
But then my browser froze
Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?
Colleague: Affogato
Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...
How does the ice cream store train it’s employees?
A soldier in egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie
Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
When I went to culinary school, the bullies used to cover me with chocolate and cream, and then put a cherry on my head.
Life was tough in the gateau.
What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
I bought some numbing cream the other day but it didn't work at all.
I still cried at my grandmother's funeral
What is the best selling ice cream in Kathmandu?
Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...
They had the inside scoop
A donut, cupcake, and a ice cream cone crossed the road...
The streets were oddly desserted that night.
In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.
And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I tried to make ice cream the other day,
But it didn’t churn out too well
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
Where can you learn to make the best ice cream?
I saw a man today at the supermarket throw all the butter, cheese, milk and cream off the shelf in a rage!
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