The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The firstο»Ώ chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.
Chemist 1: Iβll have H20 please
Chemist 2: IβIl have water also
Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed
The second scientist says "I'll have some water too. Wait... why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally complicate things like that in a situation outside of work".
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
The second man dies.
Because H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and itβs toxic!!
2H2O is heavy water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.
Told to me by my Dad this morning.
The bartender, having neither Hydrogen Peroxide nor the inability to understand contextual requests, gives both men a glass of water.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."
The firstο»Ώ chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.
