A list of puns related to "Thorium"
"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"
A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".
/facepalm.
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