None of your bismuth
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.

Frankly, it's not her bismuth.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did one geologist say to the other geologist?

Mind your own damn bismuth.

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👤︎ u/SirSoggyBalls
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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First date

A man getting ready for his first date felt a bit out of his element so he phoned his friend, a scientist. To console the guy, the scientist tells him, "Just bismuth. You just might have some chemistry."

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👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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When asked if they were Bi, number eighty three responded,

"None of your Bismuth".

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👤︎ u/JazzboTN
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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A geologist is showing off some the latest additions to her collection

when coincidentally another geologist passes by. These 'gems' catch his eyes. His curiosity becomes anger and he exclaims,

"I just had a few prized finds of my own go missing a few days ago. Where did you get these!?".

The other geologist replies, "Well, that's none of your Bismuth".

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👤︎ u/afrotronics
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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