Looking for space puns!
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
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Just some space puns
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Space pun
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
space puns!
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space
I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?
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How do you have a party in space
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︎ Feb 24 2021
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
Itβs a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
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how do you host a party in outer space?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Otter space
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Space-Bar
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︎ Dec 31 2020
In space, nobody can hear you groan
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Is there space for a pun here?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The Kennedy Space Santa.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "
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︎ Jan 17 2021
[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.
Therapist: A void?
Me: Thatβs good advice. Thanks.
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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you do when you see a space man?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do you plan a party in space?
You planet
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
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︎ Nov 18 2020
How much do cars like parking space?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity
βIs it any good?β
I canβt put it down
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a space ejaculation?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?
Because personally I canβt see them ever taking off.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?
The price was gastronomical!
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
How do you have a party in space?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
How do you host a space party?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
How do you have a party in Space??
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How do you throw a party in space?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How do you have a party in space?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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