8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?

Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.

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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Aztec space needle upheaval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Don’t talk to me while I’m trying to sew this small rip.

I needle little space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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My dad dropped a double when discussing a friend's holiday

Mum: They went up the Space Needle twice? Dad: Well, the first time they couldn't see-at-all. Mum looks puzzled Dad: I'm starting to think you missed the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectSeventy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Family vacation

My family was visiting relatives in Seattle and we were visiting the space needle. The person at the counter offers my dad a combo with some other attraction and he responds with

"Does this combo come with fries?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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