I was talking to a friend and almost got to make a NASA pun

Sadly, the Opportunity was lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGal4ctic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I got arrested at NASA.

I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!

Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonnyabcde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/opum123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdtheproducer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colevanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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At 2:00PM a NASA scientist passes out....

After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixTheCrazy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.

What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?

They hit the space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaddis04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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So apparently NASA hadn't heard of farting before...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplhaone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I got my grandma a new walking frame made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...

It's one small step for Nan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.

They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imaginator127
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.

Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?

Space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColorfulZips
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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With NASA pursuing the hotter Venus

Mars is left feeling cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I see you NASA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpbruce
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why did the cow join NASA?

To go to the Moooooooooon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllTh1ngsAreONE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!

Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What's the difference between priests and NASA?

Nasa haven't penetrated Uranus yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxaTron711
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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An Irishmen walks into NASA and asks

"Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deh_Angles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.

Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Dirty NASA experiment unearthed

NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.

Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeSpaceApiaries
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A podcast hosted by NASA employees

Call it Tea Minus 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K4d1g4n
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What did the one NASA scientist say to the other as the hour neared noon?

Launch is on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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NASA should build a pub on Mars.

Mars bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennogram_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLU763
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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How does NASA throw parties?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj_ravishjha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?

Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?

It was a high steaks mission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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How does NASA say it's sorry?

It Apollo-gizes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neutral_cadence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus further than ever before.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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The number of people who wear NASA shirts

Is out of this world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How does nasa organize a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duckay_washere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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How does NASA organise a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/single_clone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkbrahe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet ; )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How does NASA organise a party

They Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How does NASA organization a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwrx345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How does NASA organize a party?

They Planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodipie69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegrandestpoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/369damnurfine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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