I was talking to a friend and almost got to make a NASA pun
Sadly, the Opportunity was lost
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I got arrested at NASA.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
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How does Nasa organize a party?
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Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
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In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.
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At 2:00PM a NASA scientist passes out....
After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
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What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
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So apparently NASA hadn't heard of farting before...
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I got my grandma a new walking frame made by NASA and she's starting to get the hang of it...
It's one small step for Nan....
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According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
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I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.
Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
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What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?
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With NASA pursuing the hotter Venus
Mars is left feeling cold.
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
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I see you NASA
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Why did the cow join NASA?
To go to the Moooooooooon
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NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!
Turns out the cow didnβt make it all the way
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What's the difference between priests and NASA?
Nasa haven't penetrated Uranus yet.
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An Irishmen walks into NASA and asks
"Can Ireland my spaceship on the moon?"
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You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
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Dirty NASA experiment unearthed
NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.
Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.
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A podcast hosted by NASA employees
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What did the one NASA scientist say to the other as the hour neared noon?
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NASA should build a pub on Mars.
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NASAβs new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Marsβ soil composition and about whatβs underneath the surface of Mars..
So technically, Insightβs purpose is to give us insight about whatβs not IN SIGHT
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︎ Nov 27 2018
How does NASA throw parties?
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Did you know that NASA found bones of an unidentified life form on the moon?
Update: bones have been identified, turns out the cow didn't make it all the way!
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Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?
It was a high steaks mission.
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How does NASA say it's sorry?
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NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus further than ever before.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
The number of people who wear NASA shirts
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︎ Sep 01 2019
How does nasa organize a party?
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