What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?

Because they've got the Write Stuff.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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NASA is planning on launching a bunch of cows into space.

It'll be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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NASA finally determined what clothes to wear in space!

A polo

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Did you hear NASA is sending cows to space?

They're really raising the steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuthbertOy19
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!"

Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Dirty NASA experiment unearthed

NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.

Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeSpaceApiaries
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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CBS News anchor just nailed a dad joke.

"NASA announced today that it has space for new astronauts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dane83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2015
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Coworker got me last night.

Him: Did you hear about NASA's new nose picking in space initiative?

Me: Wait what? No...

Him: In a recent interview they said "It's snot rocket science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam13omb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Saw Dad Joke in the Wild!

My girlfriend and I were at a NASA exhibit at the National Museum of the US Airforce.

The NASA exhibit had a long ramp to the top of the exhibit.

Dad with Daughter -- "Gee, can you believe they got a ramp up in space like this?"

Daughter -- sigh "Daaaad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nlpavalko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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she wanted the dog.

housemate 1. : "I'd love a beagle"

me: "what the space probe?"

Housemate 2. : "sigh* shut up...are they difficult to manage?"

me: "i'd expect so, it took half of NASA to put it on mars"

the response was furrowed brow's and giggles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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College Major

My dad loves this one. He asks people what their major is/was in school and after they tell him he always says "When i was in school i took up space." At least a few people have responded with "You mean like NASA?!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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My dad's first recorded dad joke

For a quick insight I want to be an astronaut and have a love for space.

Dad: how does NASA plan a party?

Me: I don't know, how?

Dad: they planet.

I laughed for a solid ten minutes.

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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