how do you host a party in outer space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh3dinja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why was the vegan afraid of outer space?

Because it was filled with Meatorites.

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What is the first thing you have to do when throwing a party in outer space?

Planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmb5450
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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By the way. I was hit with a huge piece of animal muscles from outer space yesterday. I used it to make steaks after.

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P0tat0sa11ad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why don’t cats like outer space?

Because they’re afraid of the vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bicster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easy_being_green
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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What do you call a potato floating through outer space?

A sci-fry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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How do astronauts keep outer space clean?

With a vacuum cleaner, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreadp1r4te
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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Did you hear about the T-Rex in outer space?

They said he was an extra t-rextrial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deezymyneezy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Why do they call it Outer Space

There's actually plenty of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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What do you call an evil guy from outer space who is good at math?

a CalcuVader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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What's the hardest part about throwing a party in outer space?

You have to planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukepprice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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What currency do they use in outer space

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddamnuserid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why are dogs afraid of outer space?

Because it's a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISTED_BY_CHRIST
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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