What was Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano? Composing. But what was dead Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano?

Decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenWoomy
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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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Did you hear Mozart’s no longer composing music?

Yeah, now he is decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuartoMaster
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So, I like listening to vinyl records and composing music on my Galaxy Tab with the S-Pen.

But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.

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Composing a eulogy is a write of passage
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Composer Puns

I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.

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The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...

Drycoughski.

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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inLikeCyn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call a composer that’s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverName50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfLoverBlack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What was Beethoven doing in his grave?

He was de-composing

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I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.

Gotta start somewhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kseandoyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autistic_Spoon
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I haven't been very composed today, and it just keeps getting worse...

I guess you could say I'm decomposing.

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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Guardians of the galaxy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1sgu1ded1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chown-root
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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?

Bach.

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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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