A list of puns related to "Composing"
Decomposing
Yeah, now he is decomposing.
But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.
I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.
Drycoughski.
Bach Bach Bach Bach.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
A decomposer.
I haven't looked Bach since!
Drycoughsky
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".
He replied, "Bock!"
They MAESTROBATE
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
Bach...
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
"Ode no!" I thought.
A Chopin Liszt
He was de-composing
Gotta start somewhere
Knockmaninoff
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composerβs grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, βI recognise that sound! Itβs his 9th Symphony, backwards!β
Soon after, another said, βand thatβs his 8th, backwards!β
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
βNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethovenβs just decomposing.β
I'll be Bach
I'll be Bach.
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
Note eight.
I guess you could say I'm decomposing.
Debussy's here
Chopin - (Shoppin')
Chopin'
[Arnold voice]
"...I'll be Bach."
Then turn and walk away.
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
Drycoughski
Bach.
"I'll be Bach."
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
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