A list of puns related to "Stains"
It was from ancient Greece
Peanut butter
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent
We've tried everything, but it remains undie turd.
So I screamed at my shirt.
Liechtenstain.
I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"
Should I teller?
Mountain residew.
He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".
It is Ancient Grease.
A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
I got punched.
So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."
My wife said I lacked Resolve.
Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?
Dad: Let's see it.
Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?
Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?
Dad: I have no idea.
Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):
It's a tie, dad.
“Residoo-doo”
An Oximoron.
Because it has nothing to hide
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
A Denmark.
I had a stain on my shirt and I pointed it out.
Me: "Oh man I have a stain."
Friend: "Oh! Don't worry just use Shout and it will take it out."
I look down at it and scream very loudly towards it.
Me: "Yeah, that didn't work."
Oh the groans were perfect.
It was Ancient Grease.
Should I teller?
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