The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
How did the lipstick get pregnant?
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
I told my wife she had so much lipstick and eyeshadow on she looked like she was in disguise
Now I'm having a hard time trying to makeup for it.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
I got my wife some lipstick made from vodka, but she hates it...
She says it keeps Smirnoff.
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
Why did the imaginary woman wear lipstick?
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to makeup her mind!
The other day my wife asked me for her lipstick and I accidentally passed her a gluestick.
She still isn't talking to me.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick
She still hasn’t spoken to me
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
What did the duck say to the cashier when he bought a tube of lipstick?
Can you put it on my bill?
The other day my wife asked to pass her lipstick
I passed her a glue stick, she isn’t talking to me right now.
Last week my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t taking to me!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
What did the Duck say to the cashier when he bought lipstick?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me!
Why was the imaginary woman wearing lipstick?
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