Whyβd the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why did the hummus blush?
Because it saw a chickpea!
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?
She saw the salad dressing
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︎ May 16 2020
Why did the octopus blush?
It just saw the bottom of the ocean.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Why did the Reuben blush?
It saw the Russian Dressing.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Why did the fish blush?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Why did the pilot blush?
Because he saw the airstrip
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why did the deck blush?
Because it was caught watching paint stripping.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Why did the newspaper blush?
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︎ May 06 2018
Why did the lettuce blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Shout out my dad for making fantastic jokes and repeating them >100 times
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︎ Dec 08 2016
Why did the lobster blush?
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︎ Aug 10 2013
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Why did the fish blush?
because it saw the boat's bottom.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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︎ May 24 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Bc she saw the salad dressing
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Why did the cucumber blush?
It saw the salad dressing
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Why did the tomato blush
Because it saw the salad dressing
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︎ May 05 2019
Why did the Tomato blush?
It saw the Salad Dressing
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︎ May 14 2019
Why did the man blush when he opened the refrigerator?
He saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Why did the octopus blush?
Because she saw the oceans bottom.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
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︎ May 24 2018
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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︎ Apr 11 2017
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Apr 26 2018
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing
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︎ Oct 04 2016
Why did the tomato blush?
because he saw the SALAD dressing!!!!
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︎ Apr 07 2017
Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator door?
He saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Mar 25 2017
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
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︎ Aug 11 2015
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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︎ Jul 05 2014
Why did the lobster blush?
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-wee-d...
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︎ Mar 17 2014
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