When I was first learning Photoshop I got a bit creative. I could hear my friends roll their eyes.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
When they sent the first cow to space,
The steaks had never been higher!
What do you call a belt worn by Rosie O'Donnell?
ring around the rosie
Iβve reached peak Dad!
Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded βyea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosyβ cue my wifeβs loud groan.
My two year old daughter is advanced for her years
She was wearing a tutu. A friend asked her if she was a ballerina.
"No, I Rosie."
