Why was the tomato blushing?

He saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why’d the lettuce blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/sasher25
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the hummus blush?

Because it saw a chickpea!

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👤︎ u/Matstrenet
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?

It saw some boo-bees

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📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

She saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/Aplay1
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the octopus blush?

It just saw the bottom of the ocean.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why did the Reuben blush?

It saw the Russian Dressing.

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👤︎ u/BeerSlob
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why did the fish blush?

He saw the oceans bottom

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👤︎ u/tannerac4
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why did the pilot blush?

Because he saw the airstrip

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👤︎ u/sty1905
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the deck blush?

Because it was caught watching paint stripping.

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📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the newspaper blush?

It saw a comic strip.

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👤︎ u/JG_melon
📅︎ May 06 2018
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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Shout out my dad for making fantastic jokes and repeating them >100 times

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📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked him if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for mah services before."

"Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea-weed.

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📅︎ Aug 10 2013
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Why was the tomato blushing?

It saw the salad dressing....

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📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ May 30 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did Caesar blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/v_i_k_i
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the ketchup blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why did the fish blush?

because it saw the boat's bottom.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/udrys
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Bc she saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why did the cucumber blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Why did the Tomato blush?

It saw the Salad Dressing

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👤︎ u/BadPuppyZA
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the tomato blush

Because it saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ May 05 2019
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Why did the man blush when he opened the refrigerator?

He saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why did the octopus blush?

Because she saw the oceans bottom.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/LeverShan
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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📅︎ Oct 04 2016
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Why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the SALAD dressing!!!!

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👤︎ u/neadien
📅︎ Apr 07 2017
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator door?

He saw the salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/Iscarpia87
📅︎ Mar 25 2017
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Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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👤︎ u/Lambawamba
📅︎ Jul 05 2014
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Why did the lobster blush?

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea-wee-d...

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👤︎ u/chee4e
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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