My wife is making a wreath from a garland.

After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , β€œHoney, it can’t be helped , it lacks tinsel strength β€œ.

On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altkarlsbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns

Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gchristine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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I came home to a string of pictures of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz hung up around the house

my dad said it was a Judy Garland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaiFrankie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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Setting up a party

My family and I were setting up for my daughter's first birthday part. My wife called me over for a hand with the decorations.

Her: "I don't know how we'll get this garland stuck up."

Me: "Just compliment it a lot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnarly_Nyarly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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