I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"
It’s ok, Toucan play that game.
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
Skipper of course.
It made a good ad visor.
It's a stocking cap.
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Groaning ensues...
They are looking for a cereal killer.
You could say it was a premature ecapulation.
He told me he deCAPitated it.
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
