It really makes me want to throw up.
Roof!
Causes you to throw up
....I'll never be bored again.
Have lofty dreams?
Ceiling fans.
Sean D. Lear
unfortunately, it was a floor model. My ankles are killing me!
He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it isβ
But itβs up there.
He says it's Fantastic
Not sure if itβs the best ceiling in the world, but itβs definitely up there.
Guy:"Whats this about?" Bartender:"Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyones drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it? Guy:"Nah, the steaks are too high."
but it's certainly up there.
All he does is stand clapping at the roof
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
But it's up there.
No, the steaks are too high!
A Wall-nut. From my 8 year old son tonight. I am so proud.
They always make me throw up
I can now say I have fans in high places.
Because you groan-up.
He immediately said, βWell, I wouldnβt eat them.β
"This is a stick up!"
Itβs not the best, but it is up there
He asks the bartender, "Why is there a piece of steak hanging from the ceiling?
The bartender replies, "If somebody jumps and manages to hit the steak, all drinks will be free for the entire night. However, if somebody tries and misses, they will have to buy drinks for everybody else for the entire night. Would you like to try?"
The man thinks about it and replies, "No thanks, the stakes are too high."
None, as the rest clapped and cheered.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
Would that make the people who enjoy my music βCeiling Fansβ?
That was the highlight of my day.
Itβs not the best, but itβs up there.
I said, βthat would be off the chain.β
I'm a big fan.
If they just stick to it.
He was a ceiling fan.
But theyβre definitely up there.
Butcher tells him if he can jump up and touch it, he gets half off his purchase. If not, he pays double. The man looks up at the beef and says,
βNah. The steaks are too high.β
WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!
This eveningβs definitely looking up
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Makes me want to throw up!
"This is a stick up!"
But it's up there.
But it's definitely up there.
CEILING! CEILING! CEILING! CEILING!
but itβs definitely up there.
Complete waist of money. He just kept saying βI love how smooth it isβ
