I bought my wife some headache tablets.
But they didn't give her one.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I just returned from the store. I needed tablets for the dishwasher...
Poor wife has a terrible headache.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on our tablets.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I got a new tablet computer but I'm nervous every time I use it.
I guess you could say I have Surface tension.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Accidentally swallowed my cats tablets....
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, βbut mom said I couldnβt play Fort Nightβ
(Heβs gonna be a great dad some day)
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
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︎ May 30 2020
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, βYou'll just have to be a little patient thenβ.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I asked my daughter if sheβd seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...
The fly didnβt stand a chance...
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadnβt brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I got in trouble at work for damaging an executive's Microsoft tablet.
I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"
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︎ Sep 01 2018
Samsung delays the release of their new tablet/phone collab...
Guess the plan just didn't unfold.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
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︎ Feb 22 2019
If Nintendo made a tablet, what would they name it?
The Transistor (a Switch with no moving parts)
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︎ Jul 24 2018
figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
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︎ Jul 28 2018
Somebody just threw a jar of omega-3 tablets at my head.
Donβt worry, my injuries are super fish oil.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Why should you cut the ends of tablets?
To prevent any side-effects
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︎ Oct 14 2018
I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...
So I could thank him for his Surface.
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︎ Nov 11 2015
Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Tablets, smoothies; why do people want their nutrients so fast?
Because the old tree ents were too slow.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
I lost the phone, tablet, AND the computer I use for work.
Looks like I'm left to my own devices.
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︎ May 26 2017
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︎ Oct 04 2013
My son downloaded some nazi app on his tablet.
"Mein Kraft"? Have you guys heard of this one?
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︎ Oct 02 2017
Dad on Tablets
My mum and I were discussing whether it would better for her to buy a laptop or tablet.
Dads reply to the discussion "Oh, I wouldn't go near those tablets, they're usually just full of drugs".
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︎ Aug 26 2013
I got given some Sodium Fluoride tablets today...
I can tell you they're pretty NaF
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︎ Jan 18 2015
Yes I will put a tablet in the dishwasher
This evening I was packing up the dishwasher when my my mum told me to put a tablet in.
So cue my dad who was standing just outside with his windows tablet so I went into the hall and picked it up and almost put it into the dishwasher when mum called me out on it.
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︎ Jan 02 2014
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on tablets.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Accidentally swallowed the cats tablets...
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I accidentally swallowed my cats tablet
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︎ Jan 07 2020
lightly dropped my microsoft tablet
it barely scratched the surface
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︎ Apr 03 2018
I accidentally swallowed my cats tablets once...
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︎ Dec 16 2017
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