I got a new tablet computer but I'm nervous every time I use it.

I guess you could say I have Surface tension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commentonthat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Dammit, I just ate the cat's worming tablets....

Don't ask meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Invader_Kilz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I just returned from the store. I needed tablets for the dishwasher...

Poor wife has a terrible headache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Accidentally swallowed my cats tablets....

Don't ask me-ow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...

....that could connect to the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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First there were tablets...

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on our tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.

He instantly replied, β€œbut mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”

(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.

Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altrefrain
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".

He said, β€œYou'll just have to be a little patient then”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?

Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....

He's put me on a course of tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...

The fly didn’t stand a chance...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac."

"Take these tablets twice a day and if it doesn't work, get me an iPhone 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I got in trouble at work for damaging an executive's Microsoft tablet.

I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RutabagaJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Samsung delays the release of their new tablet/phone collab...

Guess the plan just didn't unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZestyBiscotti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet

Me: You just have to go to settings!

Dad: This is just making me upsettings!

On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharonawesome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
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πŸ‘€︎ u/booneruni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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If Nintendo made a tablet, what would they name it?

The Transistor (a Switch with no moving parts)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asross627
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Somebody just threw a jar of omega-3 tablets at my head.

Don’t worry, my injuries are super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerWookie95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Why should you cut the ends of tablets?

To prevent any side-effects

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?

Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddymcdadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...

So I could thank him for his Surface.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Tablets, smoothies; why do people want their nutrients so fast?

Because the old tree ents were too slow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZenSeneca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I lost the phone, tablet, AND the computer I use for work.

Looks like I'm left to my own devices.

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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My son downloaded some nazi app on his tablet.

"Mein Kraft"? Have you guys heard of this one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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Dad said he put Windows 11 on his tablet. Sure enough. imgur.com/1Ui1JoR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lautzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Dad on Tablets

My mum and I were discussing whether it would better for her to buy a laptop or tablet.

Dads reply to the discussion "Oh, I wouldn't go near those tablets, they're usually just full of drugs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docthedestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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I got given some Sodium Fluoride tablets today...

I can tell you they're pretty NaF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehta23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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Yes I will put a tablet in the dishwasher

This evening I was packing up the dishwasher when my my mum told me to put a tablet in. So cue my dad who was standing just outside with his windows tablet so I went into the hall and picked it up and almost put it into the dishwasher when mum called me out on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scoutgeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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First there were tablets...

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now we scroll through books on tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Accidentally swallowed the cats tablets...

Don’t ask me-ow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barlow61
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I accidentally swallowed my cats tablet

Don’t ask me-ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliealphazulu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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lightly dropped my microsoft tablet

it barely scratched the surface

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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I accidentally swallowed my cats tablets once...

Don't ask me-ow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat_scottish_guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Moses

Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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