I got a new tablet computer but I'm nervous every time I use it.
I guess you could say I have Surface tension.
Dammit, I just ate the cat's worming tablets....
I just returned from the store. I needed tablets for the dishwasher...
Poor wife has a terrible headache.
Accidentally swallowed my cats tablets....
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on our tablets.
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
Microsoft's tablet sales have nosedived.
Turns out nobody wants to touch unfamiliar Surfaces during the pandemic.
I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....
He's put me on a course of tablets.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...
The fly didn’t stand a chance...
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac."
"Take these tablets twice a day and if it doesn't work, get me an iPhone 12.
I got in trouble at work for damaging an executive's Microsoft tablet.
I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"
Samsung delays the release of their new tablet/phone collab...
Guess the plan just didn't unfold.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
figured I'd christen my first graphics tablet with a pun for the net
If Nintendo made a tablet, what would they name it?
The Transistor (a Switch with no moving parts)
Somebody just threw a jar of omega-3 tablets at my head.
Don’t worry, my injuries are super fish oil.
Why should you cut the ends of tablets?
To prevent any side-effects
Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?
I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...
So I could thank him for his Surface.
Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
Tablets, smoothies; why do people want their nutrients so fast?
Because the old tree ents were too slow.
I lost the phone, tablet, AND the computer I use for work.
Looks like I'm left to my own devices.
My son downloaded some nazi app on his tablet.
"Mein Kraft"? Have you guys heard of this one?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Dad on Tablets
My mum and I were discussing whether it would better for her to buy a laptop or tablet.
Dads reply to the discussion "Oh, I wouldn't go near those tablets, they're usually just full of drugs".
I got given some Sodium Fluoride tablets today...
I can tell you they're pretty NaF
Yes I will put a tablet in the dishwasher
This evening I was packing up the dishwasher when my my mum told me to put a tablet in.
So cue my dad who was standing just outside with his windows tablet so I went into the hall and picked it up and almost put it into the dishwasher when mum called me out on it.
First there were tablets...
Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on tablets.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Accidentally swallowed the cats tablets...
I accidentally swallowed my cats tablet
lightly dropped my microsoft tablet
it barely scratched the surface
I accidentally swallowed my cats tablets once...
Moses
Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud
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