Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted

I said, β€œI’m taking Advil before Aleeve”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My mom makes a good dad

My mom's boyfriend asked her for an Advil. She comes back, hands him the pill, and he takes it.

She says, "I don't have my glasses on so I either gave you an Advil or a stool softener. We'll just have to wait and find out."

We look at her laughing and she tops it off with, "I guess it's a crapshoot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhasky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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