My uncle had a headache and asked my aunt for a Tylenol

She told him she doesn't have any but she's got Aleve.

I piped up and asked "well where you going?"

In the room full of about fifteen people, I got a big mix of groans and genuine laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnuhhh
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My dad just came home from surgery still a little loopy. Pulled this one on my brother and I.

Me: We should have post surgery cake! (Proceed to tell my brother he should make it just to see if he would.) Bro: I'm not making that cake bro. I gotta leave. Dad: I've got Tylenol.

Took me a minute but damn was it funny.

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