There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"

He said "I'm a farmer see"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why isn't there any asparin in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.

-One of my college lecturers, just now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthony_ugh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.

(Thank you The League of Gentlemen, Season 1 Episode 1).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Dad joking at the ER after a clavicle fracture

Doctor: Do you want any painkillers? Have you got anything at home?

Me: We've got some paracetamol

Doctor: Would you like anything a bit stronger?

Dad chimes in: I'm sure it couldn't hurt...

He was a bit dismayed the doctor didn't catch it until I started laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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Dad cracked this one during breakfast

My brother was taking some aspirin Dad: Why isn't there any aspirin in the jungle Me: damnit go on Dad: because the parrots-eat-em'all (paracetamol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willx500
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Farmer

A man is driving along the country roads when he sees a sign outside a farm. He stops by to read it. Tomatoes 50p. Potatoes Β£1. Cucumber Β£1. Paracetamol Β£1.

Confused, the man goes up to the barn and asks the farmer why he sells paracetamol, to which the farmer replies: "well I'm a farmer, see"

My grandad told me this…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJSambob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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Why is there no Acetaminophen in the jungle?

Because the paracetamol.

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Why is there no aspirin in the rainforest?

Because the paracetamol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinglePrivates
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