I find that computer programming is a great painkiller.

It involves a lot of codeine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the computer programmer who was strung out on cough syrup?

He had a major codeine problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_mcfly27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Been sick lately, went to the doc yesterday. Got my wife good later.

I picked up a head cold from my toddler and was worried about it progressing to something worse. Texted my doc, and he said to come in ASAP. That afternoon, he prescribed for me some cough meds, and a nasal steroid to help with the blockage.

I get home, and after putting the still-snotty kiddo to bed, my wife and I retreated to the boudoir to talk and relax. She wanted to know what Doc prescribed. She gave me the perfect setup for a dad joke.

Me: Oh, some pearls and codeine for the cough, and a steroid spray for my nose.

Wife: Where is it?

Me: (pointing at nose) It's right here in the middle of my face.

She laughed. Good thing we were far enough away we didn't wake up the kid.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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