Opium Puns

A list of puns related to "Opium"

If Alcoholics Get Whisky Dick, What Do Opium Addicts Get?

Poppy cock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jungl3j1m
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?

Eye Poppy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elseebee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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I made the biggest plantation

It's my magnum opium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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