Heroin Puns

A list of puns related to "Heroin"

There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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My son just told me he has a heroin addiction.

Needles to say, I'm very disappointed.

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👤︎ u/Spongelli_Bobelli
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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My son’s kindergarten teacher was arrested for heroin possession...

In hindsight, the small pupils were a dead giveaway...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a heroin addicted mackerel?

A smack-erel

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👤︎ u/flippinflappyfart
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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A female protagonist who uses opioids is called a heroin heroine.
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👤︎ u/CollegeBaby20
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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I tried so hard to stop him from shooting heroin

but it was all in vein

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👤︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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I heard some drug addict wanted to kill himself by injecting heroin but failed to do so.

Guess it was in vein.

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👤︎ u/good_taters
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Some people are addicted to crack and heroin. I was addicted to soap.

I’m clean now.

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👤︎ u/guess-what-babe
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I thought heroin would make me happy

But it was all in vein.

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👤︎ u/Durdlenut
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Every drug dealer is the heroin of their own story.
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👤︎ u/alphaboi21
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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Where do rabbits go to shoot heroin?

Their Burroughs

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👤︎ u/animornith
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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Sometimes going to the bank feels worse than quitting heroin did.

I get cash withdrawals.

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👤︎ u/scotscott
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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I was feeling depressed so I thought about doing heroin.

But I feel the point would only be in vein.

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👤︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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I tried to get my friend to stop doing Heroin,

But it was all in vein.

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👤︎ u/GamingInTheUSA
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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