What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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Hear about the TV Actor from Power Rangers getting arrested?

Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Paraplegic dad, uninjured sense of humor...

Made an account just to share this. My dad is paraplegic--he broke his neck at a college wrestling tournament when he was 19. There's a story my mom always tells about him that just sums up how he can be so lighthearted even in the darkest of circumstances.

During his long stay at the hospital immediately after his injury, a nurse checks in on him, making sure his condition hasn't gotten any worse.

She asks, "Can you hear okay?"

He says, totally deadpan, "No, I can see fine."

Even then, lying in a hospital bed after a life-altering injury, my dad couldn't give up an opportunity to make someone laugh.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Kids TV show takes medical theme on.

Becomes Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.

(I honestly have no idea how else to start this. I'm sorry)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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The nurse came to give my sister some pain medicine...

I said "Oh, its morphine time."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Dad at hospital

So I had to the hospital because I got testivular torsion. To figure out why, I had to pass an echography. As the nurse rub the echograph on my balls (which was nice btw, try it) and dad says: "Congrats son, it's a boy!!! He looks like a dickhead, just like you!!!" My morphined self found it really funny.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call the Power Rangers on drugs?

Might Morphine Power Rangers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legopeeps
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What did the ER nurse say to the power ranger?

It's morphine time!

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What did the Green Power Ranger say when he broke his leg?

Its MORPHINE TIME!!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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