A list of puns related to "Morphine"
It's morphine time.
Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.
Made an account just to share this. My dad is paraplegic--he broke his neck at a college wrestling tournament when he was 19. There's a story my mom always tells about him that just sums up how he can be so lighthearted even in the darkest of circumstances.
During his long stay at the hospital immediately after his injury, a nurse checks in on him, making sure his condition hasn't gotten any worse.
She asks, "Can you hear okay?"
He says, totally deadpan, "No, I can see fine."
Even then, lying in a hospital bed after a life-altering injury, my dad couldn't give up an opportunity to make someone laugh.
Becomes Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.
(I honestly have no idea how else to start this. I'm sorry)
I said "Oh, its morphine time."
So I had to the hospital because I got testivular torsion. To figure out why, I had to pass an echography. As the nurse rub the echograph on my balls (which was nice btw, try it) and dad says: "Congrats son, it's a boy!!! He looks like a dickhead, just like you!!!" My morphined self found it really funny.
It's morphine time.
Might Morphine Power Rangers
It's morphine time!
Its MORPHINE TIME!!
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