A list of puns related to "Paracetamol"
He said "I'm a farmer see"
Because the paracetamol.
-One of my college lecturers, just now
Because the paracetamol.
(Thank you The League of Gentlemen, Season 1 Episode 1).
Doctor: Do you want any painkillers? Have you got anything at home?
Me: We've got some paracetamol
Doctor: Would you like anything a bit stronger?
Dad chimes in: I'm sure it couldn't hurt...
He was a bit dismayed the doctor didn't catch it until I started laughing.
My brother was taking some aspirin Dad: Why isn't there any aspirin in the jungle Me: damnit go on Dad: because the parrots-eat-em'all (paracetamol)
A man is driving along the country roads when he sees a sign outside a farm. He stops by to read it. Tomatoes 50p. Potatoes £1. Cucumber £1. Paracetamol £1.
Confused, the man goes up to the barn and asks the farmer why he sells paracetamol, to which the farmer replies: "well I'm a farmer, see"
My grandad told me this…
Because the paracetamol.
Because the paracetamol.
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