*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...
*ahem* without hacking.
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
He wanted to become a woofer!
It was on the house.
Which I thought was a little rash.
From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.
Looking to get nailed.
He said " Roof tiles"
.. which is weird because that usually only affects my roof.
And my older sister and I find it fairly funny. I'm chuckling to myself and my little sister says
>What are you laughing at?
I, in a stroke of genius, respond with
>Nothing. Not a shingle thing.
Me and my older sister laughed, my little sister just looked at me like I'm stupid.
I hope this is worthy of being called a Dad Joke.
Me: I'm sorry babe give me a hug :(
proceed to lift her
Her: What are you doing?! Me: Just raising the roof babe.
He said it was on the house
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
"This roof is poison. One drop will kill me!"
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
There are hot shingles in your area
It was having window panes.
Because they prefer the shingle life!
Hot shingles in your area.
For shingles :/
Only if you call it "All The Shingle Ladies"
but I didn't laugh a shingle bit
It’s all over my head
Because now they have shingles.
It was a separation of church and slate.
Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.
because now it has shingles.
But all I have is shingles.
He had shingles.
A shingles bar.
(My dad tells this about my spinster aunt)
The doctor says "The results are in, and, I'm sorry, you have shingles"
the shingles virus is already on the roof.
Because it had shingles
Mom to Grandparents: Have you guys had a lot of problems with shingles? Dad: I sure do, I have them on the roof & Mom: Look at all those rabbits, we could have them for supper Dad: Yea, but what would they bring?
Me: "What's wrong dude?" Him: "I have Shingles" Me: "Good, my roof needs redone" Him: ..."Ugh"