My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...

Re-roofing complete.

*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...

*ahem* without hacking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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All these hot shingles are from r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerManBearPig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I need me some hot shingles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azreila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I need some hot shingles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He wanted to become a woofer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why did the roofer shingle his friends roof for free?

It was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonJPig11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...

Which I thought was a little rash.

From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I was told there were hot shingles in my area...

Looking to get nailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maggierette
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Some asking my bio teacher what would Shingles evolve into...

He said " Roof tiles"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Shingles

Singles with lisps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavalTech
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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My dad has come down with a bad case of shingles...

.. which is weird because that usually only affects my roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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My little sister has shingles

And my older sister and I find it fairly funny. I'm chuckling to myself and my little sister says

>What are you laughing at?

I, in a stroke of genius, respond with

>Nothing. Not a shingle thing.

Me and my older sister laughed, my little sister just looked at me like I'm stupid.

I hope this is worthy of being called a Dad Joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonhowler22
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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My girlfriend was diagnosed with Shingles recently..

Me: I'm sorry babe give me a hug :(

proceed to lift her

Her: What are you doing?! Me: Just raising the roof babe.

sighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kohlio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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My neighbor shingled my roof for free

He said it was on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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They delivered materials for our new roof today. I looked out the window, confused. Said to my son, β€œhuh, that’s weird. There are several pallets out there. He asked why that’s weird.

I was just expecting a shingle pallet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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My Girlfriend's Dad Said This While Shingling The Roof

"This roof is poison. One drop will kill me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zippedlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Today I found out that roofing in the summer heat can be really dangerous.

WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What's the biggest perk of being a roofer?

There are hot shingles in your area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why Don't Roofers Like Getting Married?

Because they prefer the shingle life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmXChris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a nearby roof that's been in the sun all day?

Hot shingles in your area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodredrogue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why was the roof so lonely?

It's always shingle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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The doctor did a culture test on me and it came back positive!

For shingles :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colorado87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Daughter: Dad, can my girlfriends and I start a Roofing Business?

Only if you call it "All The Shingle Ladies"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What to hear something that only anti-vaxers will get?

Tetanus

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Someone told me a joke about the tops of houses

but I didn't laugh a shingle bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnhhjmmnnbggh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I don’t understand how people build roofs

It’s all over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bboosic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why was the old house in pain?

It had shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel3334
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the roof say to the other roof?

Are you shingle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIca
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Did most roofs have chickenpox as children?

Because now they have shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanHinkle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Roofing jokes get to me

...every shingle time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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My house is sick ....

It has shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris92057
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...

It was a separation of church and slate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KZedUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I saw a targeted ad selling roof-cooling services.

Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Level_51
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I helped my dad with some roofing today, and I think that the house had chicken pox when it was younger,

because now it has shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mttmllr32
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills

But all I have is shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALinchpin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Why was the roofer sent home from work?

He had shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Where's the best place to find roofers to dates?

A shingles bar.

(My dad tells this about my spinster aunt)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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A roof layer goes to the Doctor...

The doctor says "The results are in, and, I'm sorry, you have shingles"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMatthias
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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If you've had a pox on both your houses,

the shingles virus is already on the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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Why did the house have to go to the doctor?

Because it had shingles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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Two Dad Jokes on the way home from dinner

Mom to Grandparents: Have you guys had a lot of problems with shingles? Dad: I sure do, I have them on the roof & Mom: Look at all those rabbits, we could have them for supper Dad: Yea, but what would they bring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinnert9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Got my friend yesterday

Me: "What's wrong dude?" Him: "I have Shingles" Me: "Good, my roof needs redone" Him: ..."Ugh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluecrabby
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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my neighbor shingled my roof for free

he said it was on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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