The fish swam into a wall..
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
I might just lean against the wall
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
What happens when you break the 4th wall?
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
I took some money off the wall…
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
I know this is an old one, but my dad got me with this when I was a kid and I just used it on my son (he loved it): Why do they put walls around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
People keep telling me to stop putting up walls
What did the painting say to the wall?
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
Walmart’s onn brand of tv wall mounts.
While swimming around, a fish hits its head on a wall and then yells out...
I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.
“What are you doing, dad?”
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
“Not much, just feeling board.”
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
What did the wall say to the painting?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day
It was a little condescending
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today...
I thought that was a little condescending
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
Thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending”.
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