My gf was always preoccupied with being right, so I tried some reverse psychology...

And left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808natsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why was the soup preoccupied?

He was stewing over something his broth-er said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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A true history lesson

While the king was trying to decide what to name its guards, his wife walked into the room. She said β€œhoney, I’m going to bed.” The king was preoccupied with his thinking and shortly said β€œk. Night.” Then moments later went β€œbabe you’re a genius! Knight!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayleigh2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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